Okayyyy. So this whole naked business begins (quite literally) with #shit. Irek …

Okayyyy. So this whole naked business begins (quite literally) with #shit. Irek …


Okayyyy. So this whole naked business begins (quite literally) with #shit. Irek (my husband) comes to me all hot and bothered and says…davina, it smells like ‘fresh shit’ (and i quote) in my office. And i say…okaaay. And he says…”well?” And i stand there, confused as to what this has to do with me. #Freshshit #hisoffice #myproblem? Weird. Anyway he explains to me that its coming from the clothes hanging to dry in there. I just arrived home that day from a stint in the hospital (more on that later) and knew nothing about the clothes hanging. I follow him to his office and he points to a piece of real poop (as opposed to fake smelly poop?) laying on the ground under a kids’ shirt that, sure enough, is stained with lots of doo. Irek looks at me and says “look! Theres shit on my floor!” And he’s looking at me like i just did a that doo…and im thinking…okay, i wasnt here, YOU probably left a doo covered shirt in the laundry and our nanny (who just wanted to help out) probably washed and hung the fresh doo without noticing. Either way, this has #NOTHING to do with me….and yet here i am feeling all ridiculous like i just took a doo on my husband’s office floor. And the whole situation is so ridiculously funny but also tragically #niesprawiedliwy . That in Polish means..well it means directly “unfair” but polish has a few more nuances…’unjust, inequitable’ are just a few inadequate attempts. Its not just about the shit. Its about the hundreds of small things a day we take “shit” for as mothers. I feel like #motherhood is like being naked all the time, feeling like you just took a doo on someone’s floor. Its hard work that stinks if you dont come at it in the right way. Soooo irek and i laughed about that whole scene and i went to film (leaving irek to tend his own shit;-)). conclusion? Dont take craps on your husband’s floor. And then take naked pictures and do a film about it:-). Film link in description:-). #motherhood #youtube #selfie #notreallypissed #husbands #kids #family #life

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